nedmartin - Amused - Because someone has to be

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A collection of things that amused me.

Don’t ask why.

I believe you can tell a lot about a person from what amuses them, or sometimes, what doesn’t amuse them.

So – when I come across something that amuses me, this is where it goes.

Feel free to contact me if you think you’ve got something that might amuse me.

Any ideas? Got any good links? Think you’ve got something that should be included here? Let me know!

The stuff within has been sourced from the Internet and is believed to be public domain.

I hope these amuse you as they have me.

Visual Humour – Stuff that uses images to make you chuckle

< View a list of all images> <A Case in Communism: The Super Mario Story> <A collection of buttons> <A collection of emoticons> <A Cute Free Puppy> <A Dotty Illusion> <A Mosquito with a Helmet> <A teaser> <A very happy pussy and a not so happy pussy> <Adult Dog Store> <Alcohol Research> <Amazing hidden images> <An eminems drugs bust> <An illusion: Whom do you see?> <An unusual round illusion> <Ancient Japanese Proverb> <Angry Child> <Appearing Giraffe> <Are you colourblind? Find out here> <Athens Olympic Soccer Stadium> <Australian Banks> <Batman forced to downsize with increase in petrol prices> <Beware Falling Cows> <Bribing Santa Claus> <Costello’s reward for being loyal> <Cute Party Trick> <Dear Dog, I am so sorry...> <Easter Bunnies> <Ever gone into an exam having not studied at all? > <Ever wondered what your Lego characters do when you’re asleep?> <Everyone’s nightmare – root canal> <First Photo of Trapped Miners> <Graphic Jelly Orgy> <Holiday property for rent> <How dishwashing is really done> <How do you pay this fine?> <How to eat pussy> <I think you’re spending too much time on the computer...> <If Spiderman was a gay night-clubber...> <Illusional images> <Is it Twelve or Thirteen?> <I’m not worried about this Bird Flu...> <Just doing a spot check...> <Kermit sees the doctor> <Label Instructions> <Lesson of the Day> <Martha Stewart has been sentenced to five months in jail...> <McDonald’s reaches Africa> <Michael Jackson’s Dog> <Money – worth so much> <Penguin falls on ice> <Police Station Toilet Stolen> <Problem Solving Flowchart> <Proof that not knowing everything is the best way to go> <Remote controls for the real world> <Save Paper> <Simple Eye Examination Test> <Six Die in Horror Smash> <Steady Hand – A Game of Skill> <Tested Positive for Coke> <The Angry/Calm Illusion> <The Cockroaches are getting Cancer> <The Lift – A picture story> <Vegetative State> <Wait!> <What Animals Dream...> <What happened to the MAD Magazine Boy?> <What is a sonofab*tch, exactly?> <What to say when the police come> <What’s the main reason for motorbike accidents in Jamaica?> <When you first left, I missed you badly...> <Will Be President For Food>

Geek Images – Images that geeks giggle over

Geek Humour – Stuff geeks giggle about

<101 things you do not want your system administrator to say> <A CyberSex HowNotTo> <Amusing anecdotes from the world of IRC> <Amusing Error 404 Pages> <Amusing unix commands> <Cars and Computers> <Dear Tech Support...> <Declaration of a Software Professional> <Diary of an AOL luser> <EUNUCH Programmer’s Manual – CONDOM(1)> <Get Hacked...> <Google – in a few interesting languages> <How to please your IT department> <If Beer was like Operating Systems...> <If Dr Seuss Was A Technical Writer> <Microsoft Lightbulb Jokes> <Operating System Airlines> <RTFM – Read the f****** manual> <Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft> <The famous Microsoft car analogy> <The latest and greatest...> <The truth about networks> <What if the Beatles had been computer freaks?> <What would robots from 1960’s...> <What you always wanted to know about computers> <Your computer is broadcasting your IP...>

Sexist Stuff – Because men and women are different

Racist Stuff – Because not everyone is as good as us

Risqué Stuff – Because sometimes it’s just funny

Other Humour – Stuff that didn’t fit anywhere else

<100 Guidelines on Becoming an Evil Villain > <A collection of amusing quotes> <A middle-aged woman decides to have a facelift...> <A recent Australian Court Ruling> <A True Australian Ghost Story> <American State Mottos> <An inexperienced Chilli Tester’s Tale> <An insight into the current Telstra Customer Service Experience> <Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy...> <Beer Troubleshooting Chart> <Blind Pilots> <Cats and Dogs: Through their diaries> <Dread Zeppelin> <Executive Test> <Exercise – Some Facts> <Fifteen things to do in the supermarket...> <Got to love drunk people> <Hearing Aids> <Helpful Hints> <How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?> <How to gain revenge on a mobile speed camera van> <How to get a day off work> <Idiots abound...> <Interesting Mergers> <Jam and butter... (Coarse Language)> <Keep Off the Grass> <Letter to a Mother / School Report> <Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year> <Mini Cooper versus Rolls Royce> <Moronic Email Scam> <Notice is hereby given...> <Ordering pizza in the year 2025> <Physical Fitness Statement> <Politically Correct Primer> <Psychiatric Answering Machine> <Reasons Why English is so Hard to Learn> <Rejection Response> <Road Rage with a moral> <Scientific breakthrough - Governmentium> <Sweet Justice in Australia> <The Atheist and the Bear> <The cow theory of government> <The Dead Rabbit> <The Fellowship of the Ring> <The History of the World, as written by the next generation> <The Hypnotist> <The Poodle and the Leopard> <The Pope is Busted> <The World’s Shortest Books> <Three Important Corporate Lessons> <Three Little Piggies> <Unique Talking Clock> <US Ship versus Canadian> <Very Effective Stress Management> <View all the comments left on this site> <Warped, Ridiculous News Headlines> <Why Parents Drink>

Short humour – Sharp and amusing

< ;-)> <A hunter walking through the jungle...> <A Love Story with a Happy Ending> <A man and his wife were arguing...> <A man took his wife to the Rodeo...> <A Short Story> <An IT student is walking along with his bike...> <At Heathrow Airport today...> <Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients...> <Guts or Balls?> <Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical...> <How do you get a cat to bark like a dog?> <I shall seek and find you...> <Mickey mouse wanted a divorce...> <Monica walks into a dry cleaners...> <Nobody is perfect...> <Out of Breath> <Punctuation is powerful> <Secrets to a Happy Marriage > <What does an elephant do...>

Offsite humour – Stuff on other websites

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