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15.12.2006 – Friday 15 December – Clint’s Graduation & Work Christmas Party

11am

• I attend Clint’s graduation, taking lots of photos. It is very hot. The ceremony is smaller and quicker than last year.

Afternoon

• I catch one of the last 407’s (they’re being discontinued—replaced by a faster route via the Green Bridge—today) to the city, where I spend a long time going from menswear shop to menswear shop, hunting for a “wine red” glossy shirt. Eventually find one. Now perfectly coordinated with Bronwen’s outfit.

7pm

• Attend work Christmas party. Enjoy self. Take photos.