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95 comments have been left on this site, with the most recent having been posted on Monday 3 November 2008, 4:23 AM by Chris

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Comment by Ned – Monday 9 June 2003, 2:53 AM
  This part of my site doesn't work very well... so don't be surprised when things don't work :-)
Comment by Ned – Thursday 4 September 2003, 8:44 AM
  Fixed the comments, they should work again now :-)
Comment by Ned – Friday 12 October 2007, 8:09 PM
  This section now updated to match the styling of the rest of my site. Not much time spent on this, so expect problems.
Comment by Chris – Monday 3 November 2008, 4:23 AM
  Dude, I'm really intrigued about the Coomera Falls visit last yr. Would you be able to let me know how you did it? Can you email me on chrisso72-at-hotmail.com

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Comment by RMS – Monday 9 June 2003, 2:50 PM
  A minimum of microsoft software? CHE GUEVARA USES LUNIX, SO YOU SHOULD TOO
Comment by Ned – Monday 9 June 2003, 3:19 PM
  This guy http://amused.the-i.org/?mac uses Macintosh. So should you :-)
Comment by Helen – Thursday 12 June 2003, 11:42 AM
  "minimum of Microsoft software" <- lie!! "Word HTML"!!! Need I say anything more?
Comment by Ned – Friday 13 June 2003, 5:08 AM
  Argh! Lies! All lies!

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Comment by azure – Wednesday 11 June 2003, 1:39 PM
  that looks fu.. quite uncomfortable. ouch.

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Comment by tr0ll – Sunday 15 June 2003, 5:25 AM
  sif IE

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Comment by Ned – Sunday 15 June 2003, 5:28 AM
  sif Mozilla

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Comment by Ned – Tuesday 17 June 2003, 2:01 AM
  That’s mIRC that you can see all over the place. The little things up the top are clocks. Windows XP, 1600 × 1200 on a 19” monitor.

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Comment by Ned – Tuesday 17 June 2003, 2:02 AM
  Anyone caught laughing will be shot.

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Comment by Ned – Tuesday 17 June 2003, 2:06 AM
  This is quite old now. I've upgraded operating system, computer, and monitor since.
Comment by mittensfan – Monday 7 June 2004, 1:46 PM
  I like mittens.

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Comment by Ned – Thursday 19 June 2003, 4:09 PM
  Oh, and world peace!

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Comment by Ned – Monday 23 June 2003, 12:18 PM
  This gets a result of 6 apparently.

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Comment by Ned – Tuesday 24 June 2003, 2:12 PM
  A search for nedmartin.org brings up http://selpaw.com/visits.php?link_id=182&action=visit which goes to the-i.org - weird
Comment by io – Thursday 16 December 2004, 3:25 PM
  That doesn't happen anymore.
Comment by Ned – Friday 17 December 2004, 12:54 AM
  I had to contact Google to have this changed.

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Comment by David – Tuesday 24 June 2003, 4:49 PM
  I want one!!

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Comment by Howi – Wednesday 25 June 2003, 8:57 AM
  Hmmm..... sif you'd let it do like that, this person a sadistic freak? Or just no anti-venom
Comment by Killer3ee, Deano – Wednesday 25 June 2003, 9:05 AM
  That is bad, i feel sick, thei why did you show me it!?. That has to be fake, but you can see he is at a hospital, maybe he is in some poor country with no medi
Comment by dave thomas – Tuesday 21 October 2003, 12:24 PM
  that is just sick dude..its like gone munted....hope i dont come across you...ever infact...i that;s just horrific!!
Comment by Ned – Saturday 25 October 2003, 6:42 PM
  Me too!
Comment by Xar – Wednesday 16 June 2004, 12:54 AM
  Oh bull... I've been bitten by a Red-Back, and it was nothing like that. Impressive makeup job, though :)
Comment by Xar – Wednesday 16 June 2004, 1:22 AM
  This is a Brown Recluse spider bite (USA) and unlike my first impressions is real!
Comment by Ned – Wednesday 16 June 2004, 5:19 AM
  Yes, that is indeed correct :-) Redbacks aren't particularly scary - although they are poisonous and can kill babies and sick people.
Comment by Ned – Tuesday 6 July 2004, 6:18 AM
  ...and before someone sues me... they can kill anyone

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Comment by krait – Thursday 26 June 2003, 3:10 AM
  Hey, that's *MY* gs160
Comment by Ned – Thursday 26 June 2003, 9:20 AM
  It is indeed!

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Comment by Helen – Wednesday 9 July 2003, 12:13 PM
  It's artistic desk junk! Very nice!

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Comment by Ned – Wednesday 9 July 2003, 12:54 PM
  This spider is about 5 inches across, perhaps a little larger.
Comment by Ned – Wednesday 9 July 2003, 12:57 PM
  This spider may be found near the light switch inside the front door, the one you have to feel around to turn on in the dark when you get home...
Comment by DK – Wednesday 9 July 2003, 1:13 PM
  Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Comment by lulu – Sunday 13 July 2003, 1:27 PM
  She looks naked. She looks familiar.
Comment by Ned – Sunday 13 July 2003, 3:27 PM
  She is definitely naked, I am quite certain of that. Perhaps the familiarity comes from the mirror? ;-)

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Comment by io – Tuesday 15 July 2003, 3:36 PM
  Doesn't support Win98SE. :-(
Comment by Ned – Tuesday 15 July 2003, 3:38 PM
  Unfortunately Microsoft no longer support 98, otherwise I'd get you to send them a bug report...
Comment by io – Tuesday 15 July 2003, 3:53 PM
  What about lunix? Does your virus.exe support lunix? C'mon, don't let me down; tell me it does.
Comment by io – Tuesday 15 July 2003, 4:00 PM
  Note to self: Learn to post to right thread thing.
Comment by Ned – Friday 18 July 2003, 4:12 AM
  Lunix... say it out loud... see how similar it sounds to lunatic? Do you really think this is a coincidence? :-)
Comment by bv – Tuesday 12 August 2003, 3:00 AM
  gnu/theft is free as in freedom!

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Comment by DWZ – Sunday 20 July 2003, 7:17 AM
  I have no real comment, but since you said this in #myacen, I thought I would reply.
Comment by Ned – Sunday 20 July 2003, 2:35 PM
  Spammer! :P

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Comment by DK – Friday 25 July 2003, 7:42 AM
  I see what you mean about "headache"! Better get used to early nights soon for the 08:00h start! :shock: And good luck too!

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Comment by io – Thursday 31 July 2003, 1:10 PM
  "QU" column prices do not belong in this table. IGNORE. Discrepency exists in price of one in "UQ" column.
Comment by Ned – Thursday 31 July 2003, 3:07 PM
  Bloody io :P I fixed it now

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Comment by n3d – Friday 1 August 2003, 10:22 AM
  ph34r teh w0m3n
Comment by Yvonka – Saturday 21 August 2004, 12:37 AM
  real men wear makeup.. all of you should be porn stars.
Comment by Ned – Saturday 21 August 2004, 5:41 AM
  If you say so...
Comment by lover_gal250@hot – Sunday 17 October 2004, 3:23 PM
  dude u should see me im even worse then them!(in real life)il send a pic if u like anna xxxxxx
Comment by Bressha – Friday 19 November 2004, 3:55 PM
  these are some pretty hot pics guys

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Comment by Ned – Friday 1 August 2003, 10:59 AM
  An idle script for mIRC I made

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Comment by Ned – Wednesday 10 September 2003, 3:20 PM
  Designed for a Uni project

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Comment by io – Tuesday 30 September 2003, 6:38 PM
  eww :-/

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Comment by bv – Tuesday 4 November 2003, 6:11 PM
  How come all my stalkers are interested in is violence, not pornographic art?
Comment by Ned – Wednesday 12 November 2003, 8:38 AM
  You have to train them
Comment by ki – Monday 5 January 2004, 3:51 AM
  joyus ned and the sprites? please explain
Comment by Ned – Friday 30 January 2004, 4:10 PM
  No explanation is necessary!

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Comment by David – Friday 13 February 2004, 9:06 PM
  spam!

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Comment by Andrew – Sunday 15 February 2004, 10:57 PM
  Hi How are you
Comment by Ned – Monday 16 February 2004, 10:34 AM
  I’m good thanks, yourself?

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Comment by Zoe – Monday 22 March 2004, 8:30 PM
  These are very beautiful People
Comment by jolien – Wednesday 22 December 2004, 7:55 PM
  I like those boys jummiej! Charles is hot
Comment by Ned – Tuesday 25 January 2005, 7:44 AM
  That’s good...

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Comment by keza – Tuesday 8 June 2004, 8:17 AM
  8am suck it down
Comment by keza – Tuesday 8 June 2004, 8:18 AM
  this form is bad hci, i cant even use it properlyah;sdgh;alksndklazmsdn gkl.
Comment by keza – Tuesday 8 June 2004, 8:19 AM
  aaaa gnoes!!!1111 my all my ips are belong to yuor l0gg3d, a pw33nd ams me
Comment by keza html inject – Tuesday 8 June 2004, 8:23 AM
  <big><big>H4x</big></big>
Comment by Ned – Tuesday 8 June 2004, 8:49 AM
  It’s nice to see everyone else is procrastinating as hard as I am.

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Comment by Martin – Friday 16 July 2004, 3:33 AM
  This is a crazy program - what is it? Computer engineering, discrete mathematics and spanish. My comment is that he should do MATH2000 earlier on.
Comment by Martin – Friday 16 July 2004, 3:36 AM
  Its a coreq/prereq for heaps of maths and engineering subjects.
Comment by Matt – Friday 16 July 2004, 12:02 PM
  Yes, it is computer systems engineering + discrete math (BE/BSc) with Spanish electives. I'm avoiding MATH2000 as long as possible. I've weighed in my optio
Comment by Matt – Friday 16 July 2004, 12:03 PM
  ns and feel that MATH2000 is in the right place. Matt.
Comment by Martin – Friday 16 July 2004, 1:38 PM
  MATH2010 continues on from the differential equations in MATH2000 but I guess you learn most of what you need in MATH1052.
Comment by Martin – Friday 16 July 2004, 1:43 PM
  But I guess the rest of it is graph theory and crap so you might get away with it. I'll be seeing you in MATH2300 this semester and maybe a few more next year.

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Comment by Martin – Friday 16 July 2004, 1:46 PM
  Hey Ned, I was considering changing my COMP2502 tute time so I could be in your class. Does that make me a stalker?
Comment by Ned – Friday 16 July 2004, 1:58 PM
  It is far from certain whether I will attend a tute just because I am signed up for, or have allocated time for, it here, or indeed, at all.

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Comment by Matt – Monday 26 July 2004, 10:46 AM
  If she keeps that up too much longer, she's going to damage the ligaments in her breasts
Comment by Ned – Monday 26 July 2004, 11:43 AM
  That’s exactly what I thought when I first saw this!
Comment by trace – Friday 10 December 2004, 2:18 PM
  college chicks + spare time = .....
Comment by aaaa – Thursday 29 June 2006, 1:42 PM
  what the f***
Comment by Ned – Saturday 1 July 2006, 1:39 PM
  I think it’s spectacular!

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Comment by Trespasser – Tuesday 7 September 2004, 10:45 PM
  What is this doing in Public files if you want it to be private?

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Comment by Maz – Friday 4 February 2005, 1:28 PM
  or use firefox

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Comment by Ron – Wednesday 23 February 2005, 12:44 AM
  I quite like chocolate flavoured soy milk.

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Comment by io – Monday 28 February 2005, 12:26 PM
  Ahhh. At long last I find out what the mysterious Bronwen looks like.
Comment by Reubot – Tuesday 1 March 2005, 9:04 AM
  A big X. :)

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Comment by Freddy – Thursday 2 June 2005, 4:01 PM
  IMAGE THIEF
Comment by Ned – Thursday 2 June 2005, 4:11 PM
  Baboon!

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Comment by Ned – Thursday 8 June 2006, 5:04 AM
  This seems as good a page as any to test the newly fixed, newly PHP 5 DOM compatible comments system

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Comment by R – Wednesday 1 August 2007, 12:19 PM
  ew

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Comment by gp1200r – Tuesday 14 August 2007, 4:30 PM
  This is one of the nicest boats I've seen in awhile!!
Comment by Ned – Wednesday 15 August 2007, 4:54 PM
  I love the symmetry