This morning, I was beaten up by a busy woman in an elevator — Ned Martin’s Amused

This morning, I was beaten up by a busy woman in an elevator.

I was staring at her boobs when she said, “would you please press one?”.

So I did.

I don’t remember much after that.

This morning, I was beaten up by a busy woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, “would you please press one?”. So I did. I don’t remember much after that.