Dangerous Australia — Ned Martin’s Amused
Dangerous Australia
It’s no wonder we all live here…
Razor sharp coral, stingrays, Steve Irwin, Poisonous snakes, man-eating koalas, mosquitoes, sharks, Danni Minogue, giant spiders, deranged gunmen, convicts, fires, scorching desert, sharks with frickin’ lasers, baby killer dingos, stinging jellyfish, scorpions, nothing, giant rats, angry natives, crocodiles, cyclones & backpacker murderers.
It’s no wonder we all live here.