IE Retarded

Firefox chats to Chrome.

Firefox: “So I told him, ‘Yeah? Well at least my child elements align properly!’”

Chrome: “Ha! You got him good!”

 

Safari and Opera rock up.

Safari and Opera: “Hey, long time, no see!”

Firefox: “Whoa, hey! I can’t remember the last time I saw you two!”

 

Internet Explorer arrives.

Internet Explorer: “HI EVERYBODY!”

Firefox: “Oh God, not this guy…”

Opera: “Fuck”

Chrome: “I hope he doesn’t say something retarded…”

IE: “I CAN FIT A SCREWDRIVER IN MY PEE HOLE!”

Chrome: “…and there we go.”