Men are like... — Ned Martin’s Amused
Men are like – Floor Tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
Men are like – Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.
Men are like – Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Men are like – Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like – Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like – Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say.
Men are like – Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like – Eskies. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like – Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
Men are like – Curling Irons. They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.
Men are like – Government Bonds. They take so long to mature
Men are like – High Heels. They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like – Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like – Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like – Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like – Parking Spots. The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
Men are like – Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while
Men are like – Place Mats. They only show up where there’s food on the table.
Men are like – Snow Storms. You never know when they are coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long they will stay.
Men are like – Used Cars. Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable.
Men are like – ATM’s. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like – Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like – Newborn Babies. They’re cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.
Men are like – Crystal. Some look really good, but you can still see right through them.
Men are like – Dry Cleaners. Most work fast and leave no ring.
Men are like – Laxatives. They irritate the sh*t out of you.