Mini Cooper

A guy driving a Mini Cooper pulls up at a stoplight
next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Mini rolls
down his window and shouts to the driver of the
Rolls, “Hey, buddy, that’s a nice car. You got a
phone in your Rolls? I’ve got one in my Mini!”

The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, “Yes,
I have a phone.”

The driver of the Mini says, “Cool! Hey, you got a
fridge in there too? I’ve got a fridge in the back
seat of my Mini!”

The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, “Yes,
I have a refrigerator.”

The driver of the Mini says, “That’s great, man! Hey,
you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in
the back seat of my Mini!”

The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by
now, says, “Of course I have a television. A Rolls-
Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!”

The driver of the Mini says, “Very cool car! Hey, you
got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of
my Mini!”

Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the
Rolls-Royce sped away, and went straight to the dealer,
where he promptly ordered that a bed be installed in
the back of the Rolls. The next morning, the driver of
the Rolls picked up the car. The bed looked superb,
complete with silk sheets and brass trim. It was
clearly a bed fit for a Rolls-Royce.

So the driver of the Rolls begins searching for the
Mini, and he drove all day. Finally, late at night,
he finds the Mini parked, with all the windows
fogged up from the inside. The driver of the Rolls
got out and knocked on the Mini. When there wasn’t
any answer, he knocked and knocked, and eventually
the owner stuck his head out, soaking wet.

”I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce,”
the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly.

The driver of the Mini looked at him and said, “You
got me out of the shower for THAT?!”