The World’s Shortest Books

26. HOW TO SUCCESSFULLY QUIT DOIN’ DRUGS by Robert Downey Jr.

25. EZ SPELING by Dan Quayle

24. MINORITIES I DON’T HATE by Eminem & John Rocker

23. THINGS I WOULDN’T DO TO GET MY NAME IN THE PAPER by Katherine Harris

22. EVERYTHING I KNOW by George W. Bush

21. THE KEY TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE by Ike Turner, O.J. Simpson & Frank Gifford

20. BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno

19. HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver

18. TOLERANCE by Jerry Fallwell

17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton

16. MY LIFE’S MEMORIES by Ronald Reagan

15. THINGS I CAN’T AFFORD by Bill Gates

14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman

13. THE WILD YEARS by Al Gore

12. AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN

11. AMERICA’S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

10. DETROIT—A TRAVEL GUIDE

9. DR. KEVORKIAN’S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

6. ALL THE MEN I’VE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen DeGeneres

5. MIKE TYSON’S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA

3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O.J. Simpson

And the World’s Number One Shortest book...

1. MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton