Six Year Old Praying — Ned Martin’s Amused

A mother invited some people to dinner.

At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?”

“I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied.

“Just say what you hear Mummy say,” the mother answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, “Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”