The Correct Way to Spell Potato

If “GH” can stand for “P” as in “hiccough”,

If “OUGH” can stand for “O” as in “dough”,

If “PHTH” can stand for “T” as in “phthisis”,

If “TTE” can stand for “T” as in “gazette”,

If “EAU” can stand for “O” as in “plateau”,

Then the correct way to spell potato would be

“GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU”