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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Wednesday 27 August 2008 (Day View) – Stella & I are very sick.
27.08.2008 – Wednesday 27 August – Very Sick, Lots of Limes
- • I was woken by Stella, crying because she had a fever. I had missed all my alarms and one reminder. I called work and told them I was too sick to come in.
- • After dozing for most of the morning, I dazed myself to the IGA, where I accidentally bought $31 of limes. I didn’t think limes cost anything... apparently they are $30 a kilo.
- • Stella and I watched “The Notebook”, which is quite sad.
- • After dozing again for most of the evening, I’m awake. I don’t seem to have a fever anymore, but I feel like I’m going to vomit if I stand up. I should get to bed and hope I’m well tomorrow. This is a nasty flu.