Blonde Betting — Ned Martin’s Amused

A very attractive blonde woman arrived at a Vegas casino and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.”

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!” As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... “YES! YES! I WON, I WON!” She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?” The other answered, “I don’t know I thought you were watching”

MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.