Q209354 - HOWTO — Ned Martin’s Amused

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HOWTO: Read the F*cking Manual

The information in this article applies to:
  • General Lamers
Prerequisites:
  • The ability to Read
  • Basic Brain Function


SUMMARY

This article demonstrates how to read the f*cking manual, as popularised by the RTFM directive.


SYMPTOMS

After asking a truly pathetic question, you are instructed to RTFM:-

 
*** Lamer (~SomePunk@AOL.com) has joined #visualbasic

[10:24] <Lamer> How do i [Your obvious/lame question]?
[10:25] <@oper> RTFM bitch

*** Lamer was kicked by @oper (f*ckwit)
[10:27] <VBg0d> i made a irc client!!!!!!
*** assmaster83 (~dubya@oval.whitehouse.gov) invites you to join #animalsex
[10:27] <Guest50468> VBg0d, c00l, i made a webbrowser!!




CAUSE

Lameness


MORE INFORMATION

Step-by-Step Procedures
  • Locate a Manual, either in printed form or on your MSDN CD's, if you're a punk/bitch/h4x0r and don't have the MSDN collection on disk, view the online version at msdn.microsoft.com/library/

  • Using either the Index or Search feature, locate a keyword relating to your question/problem

  • If you're using a printed manual, flip to the page(s) as detailed in your search of the index, if you're using the MSDN library, click the link(s) in the search results window.

  • Read the information. If you have problems understanding the information, read it again. Repeat until enlightenment is achieved.

REFERENCES

 

For additional information, please see the following articles in the Microsoft Knowledge Base:

 
Q166392 HOWTO: Read
 
Q147875 HOWTO: Apply for employment with McDonalds
 
Q171146 HOWTO: Convert absolutely everything to XML
 
Q181290 HOWTO: Add a #, + or .Net to your old software to keep it cutting edge


Additional query words: l33t fool dumbass lamer monkey semen bigAl[work] Lurve god

Version : 1.6
Platform : Thing to stand on
Issue type : Type of Issue
Technology : Limited


Last Reviewed: February 23, 2000
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Article ID: Q90540

 

Last Reviewed:
February 23, 2000

 

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