Typically Australian Problems — Ned Martin’s Amused
Typically Australian Problems
These tiny balls of flaming agony
This impossible obstacle
This combo from hell
Wildlife eating all your food
Wildlife that refuses to be tamed
Wildlife making it impossible to go outdoors
Hitchhikers with lame jokes
Hitchhikers that are no joke
The dangers of driving generally
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The great outdoors generally
The importance of ALWAYS checking your shoes
The flies
The insanity of fire danger ratings
The day your city is the hottest place on Earth
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The agony of buckle burn
The issue with toilets
Seriously Australia, shouldn’t a person be free to poop in peace?
The impossible to ignore fact that Australia is home to some of the deadliest creatures on Earth
The stereotypes that actually make no sense
The arguments at Coles or Woolies over which flavour to choose
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The agony of this happening when you’re drunk
The sense some northern hemisphere traditions don’t really go with Australian summers
The sense that northern hemisphere skin isn’t really made for Australian summers
The one day a year it gets really cold and everyone freaks out
The issues the rest of the world have following Australian English
But let’s not forget, not everything in Australia is trying to kill you
