Ned Martin’s Journal
Welcome to my journal.
It’s not always exciting, but it does give a good indication of what my life is like, and presumably in turn what I am like.
It’s my collection of mundane daily life, interspersed with my attempts at photography, wit, and whatever else comes to mind.
There’s a calendar, or browse a category below.
Journal Categories
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Thu 14th Feb – Sat 16th Feb 2013

Daisy Hill Koala Centre
I attend interviews & get some work, Maz’s car battery goes flat, & Bronwen & I go to the Daisy Hill Koala Centre.
bronwen maz work cat & niall car alexandra daisy hill conservation park daisy hill koala centre daisy hill
Sun 10th Feb – Wed 13th Feb 2013

Mapleton Falls
Bronwen, Maz, Clint & I walk to the base of Mapleton Falls, & Maz & I nearly die.
bronwen maz clint outdoors photography waterfalls driving mapleton falls
Sun 3rd Feb – Sat 9th Feb 2013

The Harrowing History Of My Media Centre
I build a new media centre, which promptly breaks, prompting me to revisit the harrowing history of my media centre. Bronwen & I also go see “Race 2”–a Bollywood film–& Mettro tells me Ray White have pulled development back in-house.
bronwen maz geek computers media centre umart gocomp work cinema

Twin Falls Circuit, Springbrook
Bronwen, Maz & I drive to Springbrook & walk the Twin Falls Circuit, which is closed, & then go to Chez Tessa because The Burrito Bar has run out of tacos.
bronwen maz outdoors photography waterfalls springbrook twin falls driving
Fri 25th Jan – Fri 1st Feb 2013

Flooding, Storms & Power Failures
My umbrella is stolen, there is a little storm & half of QLD (including me) loses power, & the media centre dies.
bronwen maz john & sarah amanda work geek storm media centre flooding
Sat 19th Jan – Thu 24th Jan 2013

Boondall Wetlands
Bronwen & I swim at Southbank, walk through Boondall Wetlands, see many jellyfish, & I have my wheels balanced.
bronwen maz outdoors photography boondall wetlands jellyfish car
Mon 7th Jan – Fri 18th Jan 2013

My Last Two Weeks At Mettro
I go back to work, replace the diff in my car, and finish up at Mettro. Bronwen & I watch “Les Miserables”, “The Life of Pi”, Jupiter at Astro Pete’s, & “Gangster Squad”, & we go to Heidi’s Fortieth. Laurie passes away.
bronwen cinema work gavan astro pete heidi maz laurie david car john & sarah
Mon 12th Nov – Wed 14th Nov 2012

The Solar Eclipse Of 2012
Bronwen & I fly to Cairns, drive to Mount Carbine, & watch an amazing solar eclipse with Bronwen’s parents. I then meet Silas & Liza, & fly home.
bronwen john & sarah silas liza cairns flight eclipse solar eclipse photography astronomy outdoors driving camping mount carbine cairns
Sat 27th Oct – Fri 9th Nov 2012

The Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo & The Brisbane Grass Roots Music Festival
Bronwen & I go to Sunnybank, The Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo, Astro Pete’s, The Diwali Festival, The Brisbane Grass Roots Music Festival, & see “The Intouchables”; Sarah’s laptop arrives, Silas & Liza visit, & I get sick.
bronwen maz valley fiesta odin maz amanda sit down comedy club astro pete’s diwali festival silas liza brisbane grass roots music festival sick cinema bogan bingo photography
Sat 20th Oct – Fri 26th Oct 2012

Bogans, Scarecrows & Cedar Creek
I buy 6TB of hard drives for the server & find they can’t be used, go to Sizzler with Bronwen, & Cedar Creek & Cameron Falls with Bronwen & Maz & most of the bogans in the Gold Coast, & see some scarecrows. Then Niall leaves, I meet Clint, & go see Anthony Laffan’s Comedy Hypnosis Show.
geek server haircut cedar creek tamborine mountain scarecrows bronwen maz outdoors photography waterfalls ngoc driving amanda work niall clint laptop sarah albion comedy club greg anthony laffan’s comedy hypnosis show
Sat 13th Oct – Fri 19th Oct 2012

Springbrook, Twin Falls & Natural Bridge
Bronwen & I drive to Springbrook, walk the Twin Falls Circuit, & look at Natural Bridge in the day time for a change. I also use the bike carrier for the first time.
bronwen maz outdoors photography waterfalls springbrook natural bridge twin falls best of all lookout goomoolahra falls driving
Fri 5th Oct – Fri 12th Oct 2012

Kondalilla Falls & Alexandria Bay
Bronwen & I go to Govinda’s, don’t take Natacha to Murwillumbah & instead go to Kondalilla Falls & Alexandria Bay, see a fruit bat and many naked men, & eat a Frenzy for the first time in many years.
bronwen maz natacha outdoors waterfalls bushwalking driving kondalilla falls noosa alexandria bay chris swimming beach nudity photography cinema driving
Mon 1st Oct – Thu 4th Oct 2012

Springbrook, Purling Brook Falls & An Upside Down 4WD
Bronwen, Maz & I drive to Springbrook & visit Purling Brook Falls, coming across an upside down 4WD on the way home; Bronwen & I get free mini Dutch pancakes, watch “Looper”, & I cook two-minute noodles.
bronwen maz outdoors waterfalls bushwalking purling brook springbrook driving cinema photography
Mon 24th Sep – Sun 30th Sep 2012

Robowars 2012 Nationals & Riverfire
Bronwen & I attend the Robowars 2012 Nationals, watch Riverfire from the 33rd floor of the Suncorp building, & Bronwen starts a new job.
bronwen maz outdoors photography robowars robots ipswich riverfire fireworks work odin geek
Sat 22nd Sep – Sun 23rd Sep 2012

The West End Block Party, Alexander Hills Hotel, Byron Bay & Nimbin
I go to the West End Block Party, Bronwen & I both go to the Sit Down Comedy Club at the Alexandra Hills Hotel, & Maz, Uzi, Ian, Chris & I drive & ride to the Gold Coast, Byron Bay & Nimbin.
bronwen maz outdoors photography motorbikes driving nimbin byron bay chris uzi ian ngoc sit down comedy club
Sat 15th Sep – Fri 21st Sep 2012

Stradbroke Island, The “Straddie Salute” Triathlon, & Moonrise Kingdom
Bronwen & I go to Stradbroke Island, watch the “Straddie Salute” triathlon, “Moonrise Kingdon”, eat chocolate nachos & go to Govinda’s.
bronwen john & sarah frank & shirley stradbroke maz natacha outdoors swimming beach photography triathlons straddie salute cinema
Sat 8th Sep – Fri 14th Sep 2012

The Brisbane Festival & Lake Kurwongbah
Bronwen & I watch the Brisbane Festival opening & Santos City of Lights, drive to Lake Kurwongbah with Maz, walk up Mt. Gravatt, eat pizza, & I am nearly killed by a ferocious shower spider.
bronwen brisbane festival south bank maz outdoors photography santos city of lights lake kurwongbah chris phoebe
Sat 1st Sep – Fri 7th Sep 2012

Natural Bridge Glow Worm Cave
Maz, Kate & I drive to Natural Bridge Glow Worm Caves, we all look at Ngoc’s milk boobs, then Ngoc’s icecream boobs, watch “The Expendables 2”, a spider is in my shoe, the police deafen me, I clone my hard drive, & go shoe shopping & visit the new Chez Tessa.
bronwen maz kate ngoc allie natural bridge geek laptop outdoors waterfalls driving cinema
Sat 28th Jul – Fri 3rd Aug 2012

Flinder’s Peak & Secret Cave
Bronwen & I go to The Korean Multicultural Festival, & climb Flinder’s Peak with Derek, Eric & Robert, I fall sick, Bronwen’s job ends, & wee see off Natacha at The Three Monkeys with Shane and Alexandra, before booking flights to Cairns.
bronwen maz outdoors photography driving korean multicultural festival west end twilight markets flinder’s peak bushwalking derek eric robert secret cave sick the three monkeys natacha alexandra shane
Wed 30th May – Tue 5th Jun 2012

A Week Of Food
I eat–and photograph–food for a week, go to Pittsworth with Maz, watch “Men in Black 3”, & try a new vegetarian restaurant–The Green Vegetarian Restaurant
bronwen food pittsworth maz hexacopter cinema lunar eclipse eclipse

Wabbit Season
I eat chips at Pittsworth, curry in Rosalie, & film the massacre of many Easter Bunnies.
bronwen maz clint pittsworth outdoors photography guns shooting chocolate easter bunnies

Pittsworth Light Painting
Bronwen & I go to Pittsworth with Maz & Clint, eat birthday cake, & take photographs in the dark.
bronwen maz clint pittsworth outdoors photography light painting birthday
Thu 5th Apr – Tue 10th Apr 2012

Stradbroke, Ants, Mosquitoes & Gum Nuts
I go to Stradbroke Island with Bronwen & am attacked by ants, mosquitoes, & gum nuts—but no icebergs.
Thu 22nd Mar – Wed 4th Apr 2012

Suitcase Rummages, Mini Bike Trainers & Earth Hour
I run out of milk, go to the Sit Down Comedy Club, eat chips with Clint at Scarborough, shop for shoes & chocolate, watch “The Hunger Games”, attend “Earth Hour”, a suitcase rummage, & buy a Mini Bike Trainer.
Sat 10th Mar – Wed 21st Mar 2012

Gavin’s Funeral
Bronwen & I attend Gavin’s funeral, I get toothache & visit the dentist, go to Govinda’s Sunday Feast, & watch “Coriolanus” & “The Rum Diaries”.
bronwen gav & valerie maz clint toothache dentist cinema gavan sizzlers
Sun 4th Mar – Fri 9th Mar 2012

Bushwalking O’Reilly’s, Leeches & Itching
Bronwen, Clint, Maz & I go for a wet & misty walk through the leeches along Toolona Creek & Mount Wanungra at O’Reilly’s, & itch for days after.
bronwen clint maz outdoors lamington national park o’reilly toolona creek mount wanungra bushwalking photography waterfalls leeches
Mon 20th Feb – Fri 2nd Mar 2012

Sick, Retiring, RAM & Comedy
I put more RAM in my laptop, Bronwen’s Dad “retires”, her Aunt & Uncle leave, we laugh at the Sit Down Comedy Club, & watch “Killer Elite”.
bronwen gav & valerie sick maz kieran clint laptop geek sizzlers cinema sit down comedy club john & sarah geoff & hillary
Sat 18th Feb – Sun 19th Feb 2012

Coomera Circuit, Lamington National Park
Bronwen, Clint & I walk the Coomera Circuit in Lamington National Park, & I eat pancakes & fall sick.
bronwen clint maz outdoors lamington national park binna burra coomera circuit bushwalking photography waterfalls leeches sick
Wed 1st Feb – Fri 17th Feb 2012

The KGB Don’t Find Me
The KGB don’t find me, I fix my car’s central locking, watch “Chronicle” with Clint & “Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy” without him, the water fails, Flash crashes, I redesign my site, & Bronwen & I attend Cam & Christine’s party & a family dinner.
bronwen geoff & hillary car maz clint cinema john & sarah geek gavan cam & christine
Mon 23rd Jan – Tue 31st Jan 2012

Family Dinner, Sizzlers, & Cloudflare
I have some days & nights, attend family dinner at Bronwen’s parents’ place, eat most of Sizzlers, & start using Cloudflare.
bronwen maz john & sarah cam & tina geoff & hillary gav & valerie
Mon 9th Jan – Fri 20th Jan 2012

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
It is hot. I fix my car door, watch “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo”, & eat a lot.
Wed 4th Jan – Sun 8th Jan 2012

College’s Crossing
I watch “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows”, eat a late Christmas Lunch at Sizzlers, & go swimming at College’s Crossing.
bronwen cinema sizzlers outdoors college’s crossing swimming
Mon 26th Dec – Tue 3rd Jan 2012

Woodford Folk Festival & The Dreaming
Bronwen and I go to Woodford Folk Festival, where the weather is good for a change, I fall sick, we don’t argue, and overall have a great time.
bronwen outdoors photography woodford festival sick the dreaming
Sat 10th Dec – Fri 16th Dec 2011

Wherein I Get A New Bike & The Moon Goes Away
I am haircut, there is a lunar eclipse, Bronwen buys me a bike, I go riding & get lost, fall over and damage my laptop, & post my old camera up to Sarah.
bronwen bike haircut lunar eclipse eclipse kieran daniel maz car david sarah gavan photography
Sat 3rd Dec – Fri 9th Dec 2011

Dotty At GoMA: We Miss You Magic Land!
I go dotty at GoMA, eat chips, pizza & pasta, & attend the work Christmas Party.
bronwen goma ebay camera rob & peng lian car work christmas party
Wed 23rd Nov – Fri 2nd Dec 2011

Pittsworth & Light Painting
A picture breaks, I eat at Coffee Club, buy a Mack Diamond Warranty, drive to Pittsworth with Maz, take starry photos, go-live at work, & watch the lighting of the Mayor’s Christmas tree.
bronwen maz pittsworth photography light painting startrails camera
Sun 20th Nov – Tue 22nd Nov 2011

Bronwen’s Birthday
It is Bronwen’s birthday, I make my first ever “Extra Special Birthday Vouchers”, get lots of things from eBay–some of which aren’t broken–& photograph the city.
Mon 14th Nov – Sat 19th Nov 2011

Seven Years
It is Bronwen and my seventh anniversary. I attempt to change my headlamps, eat curry with Silas, photograph the media centre & my server, give Bronwen flowers, gain a battery grip for my camera, & eat dinner at Caravanserai.
bronwen silas maz john & sarah car camera anniversary birthday

Tamborine Mountain Scarecrow Festival
Bronwen & I drive to Tamborine Mountain for the Tamborine Mountain Scarecrow Festival, & are lucky to survive.
outdoors photography storm hail tamborine mountain scarecrows lightning bronwen

The Steamers (Attempt Five)
A fifth unsuccessful attempt to get to “The Steamers”, wherein it rains, squalls, & I meet the strongest wind I have ever met.
Tue 6th Sep – Fri 9th Sep 2011

More Torches & Some Thai
Two torches arrive from eBay, only one of which is broken; it rains & blows, & I go to Tara Thai.
Mon 22nd Aug – Fri 26th Aug 2011

Torches, Tax & Dinner
Bronwen has her first day at work, my 18650 batteries and P-Rocket torch arrive, Mack Warranties suck, it rains, & we have dinner with Bronwen’s cousins, Laurence & Valerie.
bronwen maz geek ebay torches john & sarah laurence valerie chris
Thu 11th Aug – Thu 18th Aug 2011

A Funeral, Classical Music, Cowboys & Aliens
I attend Bronwen’s grandfather’s funeral, Classic FM’s Topology, & Cowboys & Aliens.
bronwen maz cinema ian buderim funeral sunday live john & sarah south bank
Mon 1st Aug – Wed 10th Aug 2011

Computers Suck
I fought–then bought–a monitor, fought the media centre, watched Captain America fight, bought some torches & batteries & a fake Wi-Fi card on eBay, fought my netbook, went to Sunday Live, fought Bilharzia, & got fit & stayed thin.
bronwen maz cinema geek raymond ebay john & sarah sunday live netbook laptop
Fri 29th Jul – Sun 31st Jul 2011

The Haircut & Not The Steamers
I get a haircut & don’t die on a cliff, in the dark, trying to find “The Steamers”.
bronwen maz outdoors chris haircut the steamers bushwalking john & sarah
Fri 22nd Jul – Thu 28th Jul 2011

Stradbroke Island & Ida’s Funeral
I get a quote for my lens repair, go to Stradbroke Island, trim the hedge, install windscreen wipers & attend Ida’s funeral.
bronwen outdoors stradbroke maz car camera lens john & sarah ida funeral cam & tina
Wed 13th Jul – Thu 21st Jul 2011

Home, Frizzy Hair, Pizza & Lens Repair
I arrive home, Bronwen’s hair goes frizzy, we watch Harry Potter & Transformers, visit Kieran, Maz, Smeagol, buy pizza & a shirt, & visit Camera Tech.
bronwen kieran maz smeagol cinema geek john & sarah daniel south bank accident camera lens
Sun 20th Mar – Sat 26th Mar 2011

The Netbook, The Diseases, & Tom
I buy a netbook, eat Malaysian food, visit the travel doctor, inject diseases, buy a Lumix camera, travel on a bus, & have lunch with Tom.
bronwen maz raymond tom kieran cinema geek travel netbook laptop doctor christine umart
Mon 14th Mar – Sat 19th Mar 2011

My Kindle, My Dentist & My Last Day At Work
My Kindle arrives, I visit the dentist, have my last day at work, & nearly die in several road accidents.

World Naked Bike Ride
I watched naked people ride bikes, had a milkshake, and watched “Gilmore Girls”.
Mon 28th Feb – Fri 11th Mar 2011

Quitting Work, Buying Flights & A Kindle
I visit Amanda, give notice at work, book flights to Europe, & Bronwen gets a Kindle.
bronwen work maz amanda storm lightning travel cinema south bank bill linda kindle
Mon 21st Feb – Sun 27th Feb 2011

Storms, Nachos, Anger & Laptop Repair
I am very angry, it storms big, Maz moves to his new place, my laptop is repaired, & we go for a lovely drive.
bronwen maz outdoors geek photography storm phone ian john & sarah laptop
Mon 14th Feb – Sun 20th Feb 2011

Stradbroke Island & Natalie
I go to Stradbroke Island, and, unrelatedly, meet Natalie.
bronwen anna natalie stradbroke outdoors john & sarah swimming beach
Mon 7th Feb – Sun 13th Feb 2011

Gasses Damaging To The Ozone Layer
I cancel things, get in trouble, visit Amanda, & Maz, Kieran, Bunnings, Sunnybank & Govinda’s.
Mon 31st Jan – Sun 6th Feb 2011

The Eight Dollar Milkshake
I buy an eight dollar milkshake, find that traffic congestion occurs during peak-hour, eat a fair bit, & go to Cleveland.
Mon 24th Jan – Sun 30th Jan 2011

Moving House
My sister is pregnant, I visit College’s Crossing Moonscape, move to Bronwen’s, & find traffic sucks.
bronwen sarah outdoors flooding geek maz work moving ipswich dirk nathan john & sarah
Tue 18th Jan – Sun 23rd Jan 2011

Squatting After The Flood
I move my things back to my flood damaged house & squat there. I also trim hedges, eat Sizzlers, tacos, curry, & help Maz move.
Tue 11th Jan – Mon 17th Jan 2011

The Flood
There is a huge flood: I evacuate, my house is flooded, & then cleaned.
flooding outdoors bronwen photography maz anna kate south bank john & sarah
Mon 3rd Jan – Mon 10th Jan 2011

College’s Crossing Flooded
I drive back to Woodford, go for a swim, eventually get to Nandos & naively go to swim at a flooded College’s Crossing.
bronwen outdoors woodford flooding maz photography swimming kate college’s crossing
Sun 26th Dec – Sun 2nd Jan 2011

Woodford, Rain, Relationship Woes & 2011
It rains a lot, my feet hurt, I volunteer at Woodford, argue with Bronwen, & return to Brisbane.
Wed 3rd Nov – Fri 12th Nov 2010

Handel’s Solomon
I fix the broken front door, look at cameras, eat cheesecake, go driving, stay up all night, buy tickets to Sydney, & attend Handel’s Solomon at St. John’s Cathedral.
bronwen cinema raymond geek maz south bank qums john & sarah
Mon 1st Nov – Tue 2nd Nov 2010

Police Remove Blaise Jenkin & Amy-Jean Tebb
My horse wins, Amy-jean Tebb & Blaise Jenkin attempt to break in, breaking the door, & the police are called.
Mon 25th Oct – Thu 28th Oct 2010

A Taxing Time
I am threatened, eat pizza, do my tax & work after hours.
Mon 18th Oct – Sat 23rd Oct 2010

Earthlings, Remix & Bronwen’s New Laptop
I attend “Earthlings”, “Remix”, the West End Markets, several cheap takeaway places, & Bronwen gets a new laptop.
maz bronwen cinema laptop julia river stage remix west end markets markets
Fri 1st Oct – Wed 13th Oct 2010

Hayfever, Paintball & Flooding
I get hayfever, shoot people with paintballs, & it floods.
bronwen maz outdoors sick kieran kara paintball samford raymond david
Sat 4th Sep – Sun 5th Sep 2010

Riverfire & Riverbreakfast
I drive far into the mist, watch F111 jets & fireworks, & squeeze through crowds to eat French food.
bronwen outdoors maz photography beaudesert darlington kate south bank riverfire riverbreakfast brisbane festival
Tue 31st Aug – Fri 3rd Sep 2010

My Car Breaks
My car breaks, Eagle Boys suck, I buy U2 tickets, see “Tomorrow, When the War Began”, & see Peter Berner at the Sit Down Comedy Club.
maz bronwen cinema car kieran u2 south bank sit down comedy club
Sun 22nd Aug – Mon 30th Aug 2010

Valerie’s Second Coming
Valerie comes again, It Takes 2 to Tango, I see Clint, “Salt”, & Buderim & Bronwen’s Grandfather.
bronwen kara clint nicole cinema outdoors amy blaise valerie qwab south bank buderim cam & tina ian alexandra point
Mon 9th Aug – Sat 21st Aug 2010

The Return Of Valerie & The Pressurised Head
I hurt my eye, see the doctor, argue politics, fall sick with a pressurised head & Valerie returns.
maz bronwen nicole work sick cinema valerie amy blaise outdoors geek kara south bank surfer’s paradise gold coast beach swimming doctor phone
Sun 25th Jul – Thu 29th Jul 2010

New Flatmates: Amy & Blaise
I stay up late working, get new flatmates & Bronwen bruises herself.
Sun 18th Jul – Sat 24th Jul 2010

Sabine Says Goodbye
I replace my car mirror, say goodbye to Sabine, show people my rooms, watch Inception, & go to the wreckers.
car maz geek sabine bronwen kara stella cinema south bank katie jana
Mon 12th Jul – Sat 17th Jul 2010

The Return Of Sabine
I drive, eat, wreck my mirror, watch Knight & Day, & Sabine returns.

Abbey Medieval Festival
I attend the Abbey Medieval Festival.
bronwen outdoors photography festival abbey medieval festival
Sun 4th Jul – Sat 10th Jul 2010

Going Between & Car Re-Tiring
I visit the Go Between Bridge, Kara is sick, & my car is re-tired.
Mon 28th Jun – Sat 3rd Jul 2010

Death Of A Teapot
A teapot dies, I watch Balibo, Samson & Delilah, interview people, & build a perpetual motion machine.
Mon 21st Jun – Sun 27th Jun 2010

20 Bread Rolls, A Brainstem Infection & A Lunar Eclipse
I get a brainstem infection, 20 bread rolls, two LED torches, & there is a lunar eclipse & lots of fire twirling.
bronwen sick maz outdoors sabine valerie photography ebay torches kieran birthday eclipse lunar eclipse
Tue 15th Jun – Sun 20th Jun 2010

I Am Sick, Watch The A-Team, & Sabine Departs
I am sick, watch The A-Team, meet Sabine’s boyfriend, & am sad when Sabine leaves.
Fri 11th Jun – Mon 14th Jun 2010

The Dreaming
I go to The Dreaming Festival, & fall sick.
bronwen sick the dreaming outdoors woodford photography festival john & sarah
Tue 1st Jun – Thu 10th Jun 2010

Paddington Fair, Jokes & Suitcase Rummaging
I flash phone ROMs, watch “Titanic”, fight Paypal, visit Paddington Fair, rummage through suitcases & tell the best joke ever.
Mon 10th May – Sun 16th May 2010

Phone Buying Dramas & Stradbroke
I get the wrong phone, then the right phone, & go to Stradbroke.
geek bronwen stradbroke outdoors maz photography ebay phone swimming beach
Sun 25th Apr – Tue 27th Apr 2010

ANZAC Day
I attend ANZAC Day, learn how to train my dragon, & suffer from a pre-midlife crisis.
bronwen amanda maz kara cinema ian beach swimming sunshine coast buderim south bank
Sat 17th Apr – Sat 24th Apr 2010

Ma Baker’s Tonic
I hunt green fleas, meet Sabine’s fiancé, watch “The Book of Eli”, clip hedges, brighten my car & see “Ma Baker’s Tonic”, amongst curry puffs, spring rolls & homemade lemonade.
bronwen valerie sabine maz kieran kara cinema south bank uq dentist car coolum buderim john & sarah west end markets markets
Sat 10th Apr – Fri 16th Apr 2010

Alexandria Bay, Noosa
In hindsight, there was a Music Kafe, very few people at work, Sabine arrived home, Bronwen bought surround sound & Valerie, Kara & I went to a nudist beach, after the markets.
bronwen valerie kara outdoors photography alexandria bay noosa sunshine coast beach swimming west end markets markets south bank
Thu 1st Apr – Fri 9th Apr 2010

Easter: Scouts, Stanthorpe, Girraween & Work
I climb the great pyramid amidst apple cider whilst my flatmates sail the oceans, before technical issues cut short my holiday—& regularly my sleep—& I return to work. Then, it’s Kick-Ass.
bronwen outdoors maz sabine valerie cinema work photography umart stanthorpe bushwalking girraween pittsworth south bank
Fri 26th Mar – Wed 31st Mar 2010

The 6th Asia Pacific Triennial Of Contemporary Art
I’m depressed, dangerous & go to Bunnings. The Earth has an hour, Bronwen & I have Hungry Jacks, attend APT6, drive Kara to the airport, and decide to be positive—not to mention, buying German bread & seeing the doctor about my eye.

A Very Bad Day
I’m furiously angry, filled with quiet, subdued, rage - ironically, not at the police who I failed to evade, but at my work, Bronwen, & Valerie. & it’s all because I was trying to get fit.
Sun 21st Mar – Wed 24th Mar 2010

Queensland Wind And Brass
I am annoyed at the lack of enforcement of road rules, cut myself on a can, & watch Kara play with Queensland Wind & Brass.
Sun 14th Mar – Sat 20th Mar 2010

Welcome, Clem7 & Hurt Locker
I watch “Welcome”, “A Hurt Locker”, & some comedians, before getting a sore throat, calling in sick & driving through the Clem7 tunnel.
bronwen maz sabine valerie cinema geek palace centro john & sarah south bank sit down comedy club
Mon 8th Mar – Sat 13th Mar 2010

Alice In Wonderland
Ophthalmology, Alice in Wonderland, a kilo of peppermint creams & the St. Patrick’s Day parade, along with a new keyboard for my phone.
bronwen maz sabine valerie cinema geek south bank doctor phone stella
Mon 1st Mar – Fri 5th Mar 2010

March Ophthalmology
I attend the ophthalmologist, Umart, curry, rain & pizza.
Fri 26th Feb – Sun 28th Feb 2010

Linda And Bill’s Ruby Wedding Anniversary
Linda and Bill’s Ruby Wedding Anniversary: Mt. Tamborine in the rain: Bushwalking, swimming & mingling.
bronwen maz outdoors linda bill tamborine mountain swimming camping waterfalls
Mon 8th Feb – Sun 14th Feb 2010

Late & Flatmates
I gain a sore eye, a very rich cheesecake, & two of Germany’s loveliest as flatmates.
bronwen maz valerie sabine kieran cam & christine gold coast beach swimming birthday
Mon 1st Feb – Sat 6th Feb 2010

Pulling Apart Computers
Bronwen pulls apart computers & Ned has an entire Arnott’s Family Assorted biscuit packet to himself, but fears it may not be enough.

Let There Be Light
I am a fan of light, & my room has high ceilings… so I drove down to Bunning’s, & bought a thirty dollar light bulb.
Fri 8th Jan – Sat 16th Jan 2010

Lock ‘n’ Load, The Steamers & The Unwarping
It rains, I get my car unwarped, fail to climb The Steamers, Lock ‘n’ Load with Kristin, watch “Up in the Air” & have potential flatmates.
car maz bronwen kristin cinema david the steamers outdoors ipswich work south bank
Sun 3rd Jan – Thu 7th Jan 2010

Brisbane, Again
Back in Brisbane again, I go about my daily life, have Kara visit, & watch “Sherlock Holmes”.

Pre-Woodford Woes
I set up camp at Woodford & remember why I don’t like Woodford.
woodford bronwen cinema outdoors festival camping tent dayboro south bank
Sat 12th Dec – Sun 13th Dec 2009

Hot, Inspired & Pensive
It’s hot. I eat curry, visit Kieran, stay up late & watch for Geminids.
Sat 1st Aug – Mon 31st Aug 2009

Sunday Live, Byron Bay, Speakers & Mustangs
I attend Sunday Live broadcasts, Ian Smith’s Bay Pastel showing, “District 9”, investigate speakers, have an x-ray, drive to Byron Bay, take over from my boss, & visit the Mustang State Concours & Muscle Car Spectacular.
bronwen cinema maz outdoors geek sunday live ebay scott john & sarah doctor raymond south bank hollie phone byron bay cam & tina ian ben jane earphones work mustang muscle car spectacular fortitude valley
Wed 1st Jul – Fri 24th Jul 2009

Winning A TV & Bright Lights
I win a TV, buy earphones, start designing v3, fall sick, buy 500watt lights, am reviewed & see Harry Potter.
bronwen geek maz kieran work rejects south bank john & sarah sick trailer hollie cinema birthday

Tamborine Mountain Scarecrow Festival
I drive to Tamborine Mountain for the Tamborine Mountain Scarecrow Festival, & am bitten by a vampire.
Fri 1st May – Sun 31st May 2009

IKEA-poisoning
I install CentOS, start hosting my own sites, Maz buys surround speakers, & I suffer IKEA-poisoning & mental degradation due to excess shopping options.
bronwen maz kieran john & sarah accident ikea amart doctor geek loki cinema south bank kate umart
Wed 1st Apr – Thu 30th Apr 2009

April Daze
Kieran buys a car; I buy apple juice & reverse into a car. I also visit Stradbroke Island, Pittsworth, work’s Christmas in April, attend TocH, ANZAC Day, see “Fast and Furious”, “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”, my phone fails, & I get toothache.
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Sun 1st Mar – Tue 31st Mar 2009

A New Laptop, Stradbroke & Rejects
I sell an iPhone, buy a laptop, attend the Pittsworth Show, watch “Watchmen”, go to Stradbroke Island, & meet the rejects.
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Sat 3rd Jan – Sun 18th Jan 2009

Brisbane, After Woodford; Canberra & Maz’s New Car
I drive to work, fly to Canberra where Maz buys a car, drive back, visit Amanda, & see a movie & eat a lot.
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Fri 26th Dec – Fri 2nd Jan 2009

Woodford Folk Festival
I drive to Cairns, fly back to Brisbane, drive to Woodford & enjoy the festival.
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Tue 2nd Dec – Mon 22nd Dec 2008

I Buy A New Car
I buy a new car, see “Australia”, setup tent at Woodford, meet Silas & Sam, am embarrassed to be associated with the “No Clean Feed” people, & Stella moves entirely out.
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Tue 25th Nov – Wed 26th Nov 2008

Interlude
I argue about solar power & see “Quantum of Solace”. It rains.
Fri 14th Nov – Mon 24th Nov 2008

My Father’s Passing
Dad passes on.
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Fri 7th Nov – Sun 9th Nov 2008

Extreme Kayaking
28 kilometres of kayaking, against the tide, through waist deep mud, into 30 knot winds.
Sat 1st Nov – Thu 6th Nov 2008

Hip Hop, Movies & Food
I watch a school hip-hop competition, “Rock’n’Rolla”, “Death Race”, & eat food.
Fri 17th Oct – Sun 19th Oct 2008

Sydney & Sculpture By The Sea
I fly to Sydney, look at Sculpture by the Sea, & fly home again.
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The Execution Of A Laptop
I go to Pittsworth with Bronwen & Maz & execute a laptop. Also, a pleasant bonfire is had.
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Tue 10th Oct – Tue 30th Jan 2001

The Indian Journal: October 2000 – January 2001
I travel to India, see amazing things, & have an absolutely fantastic time.
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The First Entry In My Journal
I buy more RAM, & start using DragonNaturallySpeaking to write a journal…