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01.11.2003 – Saturday 1 November

• I didn’t wake up until after eleven, having gone to bed at seven, a full sixteen hours sleep. I then proceeded to waste away the evening doing non-uni things, including (but not limited to) walking and shopping in the hot, hot sun, arriving home hot, and then driving past the shops to pick up some scratch-its for Joe, who ordered me “Chinese” in return. Today’s highlight was the woman I met at the supermarket while we were being kicked out (they shut at five on Saturday’s and six on Sunday’s?), she was somehow ultra attractive, although I don’t know why. It made me think about attractiveness, and it’s strangely fickle nature – but I’m too tired to be coherent (16 hours of sleep does not equate to being rested, rather the opposite) so I’ll stop there.

DVD’s

• I also achieved the temporary procurement, on a weekly loan basis, of the following video titles: “Wedding, Monsoon”; “Bad Things, Very”; “Ned Devine, Waking”; “Clockwork Orange, A”; “Lolita”; “The Dragon, Enter”; and “Ransom”. I can’t remember why I got them.

2:28am

• I’m talking to Mum on MSN, having done very little of my nasty Java assignment. I really must start again soon.

Comment by keight – Sunday 2 November 2003, 3:09 AM

  Hey ned, Whats your msn address?

Comment by Ned – Sunday 2 November 2003, 6:34 AM

  Hello, my MSN information is (or isn’t as the case may be) here: http://the-i.org/intouch_msn

Comment by DK – Sunday 2 November 2003, 9:07 AM

  Poor you :( Good luck with your course work! :)

Comment by keight – Sunday 2 November 2003, 11:35 AM

  I've mostly worked it out. MSN if you still nee help, and your awake before submisssion :p

Comment by bv – Tuesday 4 November 2003, 1:02 AM

  Dear Sir, I am writing this to express my interest in being considered for a position as a stalker in your cult/organisation. I have your house address, a street map and a butter knife previously used in animal sacrifice. I enclose further details of my application within. Regards, bv

Comment by Ned – Tuesday 4 November 2003, 4:16 AM

  Dear bv, We regret to inform you that we cannot accept you as a stalker, due to your hairstyle. Your butter knife, however, is urged to reapply on its own.