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09.02.2006 – Thursday 9 February – Changing locks

• I changed the locks, on the off chance that my address was in my stolen pack, along with my keys, and the criminal would switch from motor vehicle break and enter to the far more serious house break and enter.

• I applied for a few telecommunications jobs.

Comment by Mum – Friday 10 February 2006, 8:45 PM

  Good