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10.05.2005 – Tuesday 10 May – Toilet Paper, Vomit & Psychology

• This morning the people across from me in the train talked about toilet paper. They talked about toilet paper loudly. They talked about toilet paper incessantly. They talked about toilet paper all the way from my station to the city. Then, on the train to uni, a girl vomited. She vomited quite voluminously. But, onto uni – I attended my PSYC1030 lecture, where I learnt nothing (other than that psychologists are clinically stupid) but had a nice coffee milkshake. A coffee milkshake is the only way to survive psychology lectures after less than six hours sleep.

Evening

• I spent the afternoon and evening working on COMS4200 and doing my INFS3202 practicals for Friday.

Night

• Kieran dropped me off at Maz’s and Maz dropped me off at Bronwen’s, where I spent the night.

Comment by Maz – Thursday 12 May 2005, 10:15 AM

  That is a perfect description of a psychologist.