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11.03.2000 – Saturday 11 March

• It is 12:17 AM (in the morning). I am writing this and am about to go to bed.
  I did indeed go to bed.

• (The real Saturday) I pottered around, I cannot remember what I did. I had reasonably bad hay fever at night. I was afraid I might be getting what Sarah had, but as I am better tomorrow (being Sunday) I suppose it must just have been hay fever. (I am writing this on Sunday).