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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Saturday 12 April 2003 (Day View)

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12.04.2003 – Saturday 12 April

Morning

• I slept in.

Evening

• I studied and watched “Die Hard”, but not at the same time. I’ve found that my study follows a regular pattern and can be graphed in an exponential manner. I start studying, and then take a break, and the study periods get gradually shorter as time goes by, until there’s simply no time left to waste and it’s an emergency, and then the study periods get rapidly longer again.

Night

• Tonya and her boyfriend came over for dinner, and we all had pizza.