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13.11.2003 – Thursday 13 November – This day did not exist

• I do not believe this day existed. It is my firm and unwavering belief that it was placed into time for purely mathematical reasons, to pad out the time between Wednesday and Friday.

• I live in my own little world, but it’s ok – they know me here.