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14.03.2006 – Tuesday 14 March – People not

Morning

• The mower people came and mowed the lawn. The bloke who was supposed to come and look at our room this morning didn’t.

Evening

• Clint and I drove to Indooroopilly so I could buy a boring blue shirt.

7pm

• The girl who was supposed to come and look at our room didn’t, apparently her boyfriend asked her to move in with him.

Night

• I had a note from Bronwen saying she’d gone out and hadn’t taken her phone. It turns out she’d left it at work, having had a meeting at QUT and having left from there to come home, but I thought she had intentionally gone out without her phone to spite me.