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14.11.2004 – Sunday 14 November – Study & Woe

• Apparently Maz woke me up, but I didn’t feel like getting up, so we didn’t end up getting to uni until after ten o’clock. I spent all day in the labs studying, mostly COMS3200. I’m not very confident about COMP2502, but because it’s multi-choice, I’m planning to employ an “educated best guess” technique, where I’ll have something of a clue what they’re talking about sometimes... hopefully. COMS3200, on the other hand, appears to be quite difficult and is open-book, so I’m devoting a lot of time to it. Logically, I should have spent a lot more time on COMP2502, as I should have been able to achieve a good overall result in that course a lot easier than in COMS3200 – but logic isn’t a strong point during exam period.
  I had to put up with a gaggle of depraved Union sluts on the bus into the city on the way home, but the train journey was uneventful. I attempted to read a little of my COMP2502 text, but snoozed instead.

Comment by Maz – Monday 15 November 2004, 11:30 AM

  COMP2502 was bad. very bad. fail doom and woe. I just made a bet with someone so I wont come out empty handed. I'll get $3 and a lollipop. I blame you. If you woke up an hour earlier I may have learnt something!
  Maz
  http://maz.dnsalias.org/

Comment by sef – Tuesday 16 November 2004, 1:33 AM

  Who the f$#% are Union?

Comment by Ned – Tuesday 16 November 2004, 2:33 AM

  Union College.

Comment by Mum – Tuesday 16 November 2004, 8:44 PM

  Slut is an awful word and ought not to be repeated. Makes me ashamed to even type it. It has a muddy gutter sound to it and ought not to be applied to the female race even if you think so. These females will eventually be mothers, aunts, and other nice things not at all to do with muddy gutters. Get a more long range perspective. And a little respect. Yeah Ma.

Comment by Reubot – Tuesday 16 November 2004, 9:46 PM

  I thought you meant our student overlords, UQUnion.

Comment by Ned – Wednesday 17 November 2004, 12:21 AM

  I attempt to use the most suitable word for the situation, and here, that is “slut”.

Comment by tracy – Wednesday 17 November 2004, 1:14 AM

  thats so cute