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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Tuesday 15 May 2007 (Day View)

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15.05.2007 – Tuesday 15 May – Ye Olde Normal Day

• Slept in. Late for work. Working on level five again. Had chips for lunch. Had a quiet evening at home. Finished off my curry. Went to bed. Ye olde normal day.