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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Thursday 18 May 2006 (Day View)

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18.05.2006 – Thursday 18 May – Birthday Buying

• I rode into town and bought my sister some incense cones, and an exfoliating body butter pack from the “Body Shop”, and posted my account-opening request to Citibank. I had a look at the Brisbane Tunnel showcase, which has a few cool three dimensional transparent cut-away scale models showing above and below ground aspects of the tunnel.