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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Monday 21 May 2001 (Day View)

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21.05.2001 – Monday 21 May

• I went to town with Mum. She had an interview at the Supermarket, which, unfortunately, amounted to nothing. I had a lie-down when I got back, and then walked over to Joneses.