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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Friday 21 September 2001 (Day View) – Internet Account and Glandular Fever

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21.09.2001 – Friday 21 September – Internet Account and Glandular Fever

• I signed up for my own Internet account, having previously shared Shan’s. Sarah went to the doctors and was diagnosed with Glandular Fever.

• Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?