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22.10.2007 – Monday 22 October – Milk Crates & Chocolate

• I’ve today off, so I bought mint-flavoured chocolate, messed around with my new lens, and caught some milk crates with Maz. I also drove Raymond and Stella to McDonald’s and The Ville, respectively.

4am

• Uhoh, late. Must sleep.