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22.12.2003 – Monday 22 December – And the Cat ran away with the Spoon

Morning

• I wasted many electrons, all with varying degrees of spin, disagreeing with the commercialism of Christmas and being abused for such.

Evening

• I walked down to the Home Rule Bridge and had a look at the Hartley Creek, with a view to walking up it and trying to get some beautiful rainforest creek photos, but it’s only just trickling so I’m not sure if there’d be that much moss and nice things around now.

Night

• I walked up to Dad’s and spent the evening there, until Mum came and got me and we went and watched “Charlotte Gray”, which sucks. Not only does nothing happen, but it managed to not happen in a boring sort of way.