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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Monday 24 December 2007 (Day View)

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24.12.2007 – Monday 24 December – Mooloolaba

Morning

• I should pack for Woodford but don’t.

Afternoon

• I pack hurriedly.

5:30pm

• I rush off to drop some DVD’s back to the video store and up to Bronwen’s parent’s place to pick up her Mum. We then drive up to Mooloolaba, where we meet Bronwen and the rest of her family.