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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Tuesday 25 March 2003 (Day View)

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25.03.2003 – Tuesday 25 March

• Uni wasn’t too early today, so I slept in. My day was quiet, uneventful, and normal. The only thing out of the ordinary today happened after I got home. I fell down the stairs and hurt my neck and back. I have a bad feeling it might be worse when I wake up. I hope not.