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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Saturday 25 December 2004 (Day View) – Jesus and my birthday

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25.12.2004 – Saturday 25 December – Christmas Day

• PHONE AWAKENS ME STOP RELATIVES WISHING MERRY CHRISTMAS STOP ALSO MYSELF HAPPY BIRTHDAY STOP DUE TO LATE NIGHT MORE SLEEP IS SOUGHT STOP PHONE AWAKENS ME AGAIN AND AGAIN STOP MORE RELATIVES STOP SLEEP IS ABANDONED STOP MOTHER AND FATHER ARRIVE TO TAKE ME TO TOWN STOP I PRETEND TO BE AWAKE STOP CHRISTMAS LUNCH AT SISTERS STOP ALSO TRADITIONAL PRESENT OPENING STOP RELAXING EVENING STOP MOVING AFTER EATING NOT ADVISABLE STOP

Comment by Maz – Monday 27 December 2004, 12:30 AM

  PLEASE STOP STOP IT IS RATHER ANNOYING STOP STOP STOPPING STOP

Comment by Damian – Wednesday 29 December 2004, 2:41 PM

  Very interested in getting in touch with you

Comment by Ned – Wednesday 29 December 2004, 5:15 PM

  I have your email via Mum. I’ll see what she has to say, and get back to you.