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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Wednesday 26 April 2000 (Day View)

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26.04.2000 – Wednesday 26 April

• I did school. It started to rain. It hasn’t stopped since. I had bad hay fever, and went to bed early. I covered up Ric’s car with black plastic.