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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Monday 26 May 2008 (Day View)

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26.05.2008 – Monday 26 May – Leg Scrapes

Morning

• I drove Bronwen back to her place, via a bakery for breakfast.

Afternoon

• I moseyed around, getting coffee at Park Road with Stella, sitting in the sun, and relaxing.

Evening

• Rushed off to Toowong Woolworths with Stella, then on to Maz’s, then back to my place to go rollerblading with Bronwen.

Night

• Rollerbladed into South Bank and back again with Bronwen, Stella and Maz. Managed to hit a concrete wall and go through a metal fence, scraping my leg a bit.