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26.10.2003 – Sunday 26 October – The day of the deadly cheese

• After a hard day sleeping, it began to storm so I had to turn my computer off and remove the phone line to stop stray electrons getting in. With my main reason for existence unplugged, I required action to remain alive, so braved what Joe direly informed me was a bad hail storm with severe lightning warnings and caught a train into uni where I met Clint and saw, for the second time, “The Weather Underground”. It is an apt title, considering the reason I was there and that the cinema is almost underground. After the documentary, we both bought five-cheeses pizzas – I forget its crazy Italian name. One of the cheeses turned out to be mouldy, and it was the first food I’d had all day, so hit my stomach rather strongly and I couldn’t finish the lot. After surviving the cheese, I caught a CityCat into South Bank and a train from there home – where I finished off three pieces of pizza Joe had left over, and discovered an alarming fact.

Alarming Fact

• I have become aware that I am ruined, and unable to complete all my work in time. Next week, I have due on Thursday (I think) my 6 week VBA project – as yet unstarted, of course. I also have due on Friday another Java assignment – the last two of which have taken at least two days to get going, and one didn’t get going, not to mention that I’ve missed the two lectures which I’ll need to do it. I also have due my C/assembler project – which I don’t have any clue how to do because I don’t know C or assembler, and a prac exam on the same subject, which coincides with a doctor’s appointment so I shan’t be able to go, but it is compulsory. I also have a web review thing to do, which shouldn’t take too long, along with regular lectures to attend and probably something else that I’ve forgotten.

Comment by keight – Tuesday 28 October 2003, 9:52 PM

  the comp2500 java assignment is due on Sunday. you're saved.

Comment by Ned – Wednesday 29 October 2003, 2:39 AM

  Wow! That’s excellent! I now have a slight chance to get some stuff done. Thanks for letting me know ☺

Comment by keight – Wednesday 29 October 2003, 8:52 PM

  No problems. Just looking out for Neddy. We cant have you failing, now, can we?

Comment by Ned – Saturday 1 November 2003, 10:04 PM

  Thanks! I’m afraid I need more looking out for though, or I’m going to fail, or die trying :~(

Comment by keight – Sunday 2 November 2003, 2:17 AM

  What? You want the answer? :p