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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Tuesday 27 March 2001 (Day View)

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27.03.2001 – Tuesday 27 March

• I did school for most of today and went for a jog in the afternoon, on the way home from which I was entirely wet by the rain. I had to phone up the teacher, and Shan also phoned up to ask about his Physics.

• Remember the teakettle; though up to its neck in hot water, it continues to sing