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27.10.2004 – Wednesday 27 October – Sleepless in St Lucia

• I got less than four hours sleep again last night. The clouds are pretty; they float along like sheep, but without the legs. No eyes either. This heat is bad – I don’t like hot weather. People that sauna need their heads checked – does boiled cabbage appear healthy to you? I vaguely remember going to uni, where I wrote a two thousand-word addition to my team journal, mainly by pasting stuff from this journal and slightly rewriting it. Now for some two minute noodles.

Comment by Mum – Wednesday 3 November 2004, 7:15 PM

  You don t get enough sleep