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30.04.2005 – Saturday 30 April – Buddha’s Birthday & Jazz

• I woke up late, walked through the Buddha’s Birthday Festival, had a look at the climbing things at Kangaroo Point, and went to a Jazz club, which was quite good. I’m still feeling sick but a paracetamol every four hours does wonders.