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30.08.2006 – Wednesday 30 August – XXXX Brewery Tour

Day

• Work. Nothing to report.

6pm

• Bronwen and I went on the XXXX Castlemaine Perkin’s brewery tour, which was quite interesting. I was impressed at the extreme efficiency they’ve incorporated into every feature—even using waste beer as a lubricant. I’ve also now drunk ‘XXX’, although to be honest I still feel the same.