An Aussie Taxidermist in New Zealand…
A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy.
All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up at the visitor.
The barman says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”
The guy says, “No, I’m from Australia.”
The bartender says, “What do you do in Australia?”
The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.”
The bartender says, “A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist? Do ya drive a tixi?”
”No, a taxidermist doesn’t drive a taxi. I mount animals.”
The bartender grins and yells, “He’s okay boys. He’s one of us.”
See also: Three Little Piggies (Three Little Pigs)