I shall seek and find you...
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you...
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy... beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished
with you.
And you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The flu
See also: A Case in Communism: The Super Mario Story (Communist Mario)