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Man and woman standing outside elevator door

Man says "which floor?". Woman replies "Second please"

Woman: "I am a blood donor. I'm doing a good deed and I even get a profit for it. They pay me 20 bucks for each donation!"

Man: "I'm going to the fourth floor. I'm a donor too. At the sperm bank."

Man: "But my profit is much better! They give me 200 bucks a donation"

"A few months later" (Crowd standing outside elevator door)

Man surrounded by crowd: "Hey it's you! How are you doing?"

Man: "Second floor as usual?"

Woman holding up four fingers with a very full mouth.

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