What to do when you’re locked inside your car and the keys are outside your car, at least if you’re blonde...
BlondeStar (180 KB MP3 Audio File)
A conversation that took place Tuesday 8 June, 2004 between a BlondeStar advisor and a subscriber, where the subscriber has inadvertently locked herself into her car – and the keys are on the outside...
A spoof of the American OnStar service. Forwarded via email.
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