Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she’s pregnant.

She is furious… Here she is, in the middle of her first term as Senator of New York and this has happened to her.

She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming; “How could you have let this happen? With all that’s going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can’t believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?”

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.

She screams again, “Did you hear me?”

Finally she hears Bill’s very, very quiet voice.

 

In a barely audible whisper, he says,

“Who is this?”

 

 

 

See also: What happened to the MAD Magazine Boy? (Mad Boy as Bush)

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