Out of Breath
Dispatcher: Emergency Services, how may I help you?
Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath.
Darn… I think I’m going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I’m at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
See also: A Beer Before It Starts (A Beer In Time)