Pregnancy & Women: Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
- A: No, 35 children is enough.
- Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
- A: With any luck, right after he finishes high school.
- Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
- A: Childbirth.
- Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
- A: So what’s your question?
- Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
- A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
- Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
- A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.
- Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
- A: Not unless the word “divorce” means anything to you.
- Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
- A: Yes, pregnancy.
- Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
- A: Not if you change the baby’s nappy very quickly.
- Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
- A: When the kids are in high school.