Mergers
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers:
New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler:
New company will be called Poly Warner Cracker
W.R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale Business Systems:
New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace
3M and Goodyear:
New company will be called mmmGood
John Deere and Abitibi-Price:
New company will be called Deere Abi
Honeywell, Imasco and Home Oil:
New company will be called Honey I’m Home
Denison Mines, Alliance and Metal Mining:
New company will be called Mine, All Mine
Fed Ex and UPS:
New company will be called Fed UP
Stop & Shop and A&P:
New Company will be called Stop and Pee
3M, J.C. Penney and Canadian Opera Company:
New company will be called 3 Penney Opera
Knott’s Berry Farm and National organization of Women:
New Company will be called Knott NOW!
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco and Dakota Mining:
New company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da.
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