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Man and woman standing outside elevator door

Man (to woman): “which floor?”. Woman replies “second please”

Woman (to man): “I am a blood donor. I’m doing a good deed and I even get a profit for it. They pay me 20 bucks for each donation!”

Man (to woman): “I’m going to the fourth floor. I’m a donor too. At the sperm bank.”

Man (to woman): “But my profit is much better! They give me 200 bucks a donation”

A few months later… (Crowd standing outside elevator door)

Man ( standing outside elevator surrounded by crowd, notices the woman): “Hey it’s you! How are you doing?”

Man (to woman): “Second floor as usual?”

Woman (to man) holds up up four fingers with a very full mouth.

Keith - Friday 14 November 2008, 6:40 AM: It's not donating if you get paid. And it's not funny. It's just degrading to women.
Ridley - Sunday 16 November 2008, 9:48 AM: Oh shut up.
Airuhn - Tuesday 14 April 2009, 7:03 AM: I don't get it.
dookieface - Friday 24 July 2009, 3:41 PM: i don't get it.....? fourth floor is egg donation? why is she making such a face?
That one guy - Saturday 24 April 2010, 4:26 PM: OMG how can you not get it? It is SPERM donation and she has a mouthful of something...... wow

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