| HOWTO:
Read the F*cking Manual |
The information
in this article applies to:
Prerequisites:
- The ability
to Read
- Basic Brain
Function
SUMMARY
This article
demonstrates how to read the f*cking manual,
as popularised by the RTFM directive.
SYMPTOMS
After asking
a truly pathetic question, you are instructed
to RTFM:-
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*** Lamer (~SomePunk@AOL.com) has joined #visualbasic
[10:24] <Lamer> How
do i [Your obvious/lame
question]?
[10:25] <@oper> RTFM
bitch
*** Lamer
was kicked by @oper (f*ckwit)
[10:27] <VBg0d> i made
a irc client!!!!!!
*** assmaster83 (~dubya@oval.whitehouse.gov)
invites you to join #animalsex
[10:27] <Guest50468>
VBg0d, c00l, i made a webbrowser!!
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CAUSE
Lameness
MORE INFORMATION
Step-by-Step Procedures
- Locate
a Manual, either in printed
form or on your MSDN CD's,
if you're a punk/bitch/h4x0r and don't
have the MSDN collection on disk,
view the online version at msdn.microsoft.com/library/
- Using either
the Index or Search
feature, locate a keyword relating
to your question/problem
- If you're
using a printed manual, flip to the
page(s) as detailed in your search
of the index, if you're using the
MSDN library, click the link(s) in
the search results window.
- Read the
information. If you have problems
understanding the information, read
it again. Repeat until enlightenment
is achieved.
REFERENCES
For additional
information, please see the following
articles in the Microsoft Knowledge Base:
Q166392 HOWTO: Read
Q147875 HOWTO: Apply for employment with
McDonalds
Q171146 HOWTO: Convert absolutely everything
to XML
Q181290 HOWTO: Add a #, + or .Net to your
old software to keep it cutting edge
Additional
query words: l33t fool dumbass lamer
monkey semen bigAl[work] Lurve god
Version : 1.6
Platform : Thing to stand on
Issue type : Type of Issue
Technology : Limited |
